Saturday, November 19, 2005

The boobie trap

While investigating San Francisco's "anti-military" attitude, Bill O'Reilly of Fox News asked this question in a poll:

"Should Americans who disagree with San Francisco's anti-military stance avoid traveling to the city?"

Results? 81 percent will not travel to the city, 19 percent will.

Right, and I won't travel to Corpus Christi because of that person with a French accent and to Omaha because of that German restaurant.

You don't avoid San Francisco just because the U.N. was born here in 1945. In fact, I challenge you to try avoiding San Francisco. It's eroticism is just hard to resist.

The ladies from Breasts Not Bombs could go topless at City Center to protest the war at any point, so book your tickets in advance. As they say, make love, not war.

It sure beats being in Philly seeing linguists decipher Sylvester Stallone's language during the making of Rocky 6.


Blogger RPM said...

By watching schmucks like O'Reilly we are only encouraging nonsense that he puts out day after day.

Of course, if we want to rip him apart and make fun of him, we've got to watch him.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Khakra said...

just when it feels like ok, o'reilly's a good guy, he says something that enrages. that's o'reilly!

1:23 PM  

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