Bollywood movies with your subtitles

Some person desperate for change in Bollywood may have invented Bombay TV. Surprise, surprise, it comes from the French.

It's an improv site where Bollywood scenes can be twisted with your own subtitles. You get three chances to compile a scene with your subtitles, and send the movie to a friend.

So when Bachchan tells the bald baddy Shetty "Itna maroonga uska thopda tedha ho jaayega," replace that with something like "I have too much bodily hair. Want some?"

You get the drift. Try it, watch the result, and only then will you you appreciate the difficulty of writing Bollywood scripts, repeating stuff again and again and again.

And let me add this: Bollywood isn't moving to Nouveau Delhi.